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Aug 22, 2016
Shutdown notice
I am so sad to tell you that Guy's Blog is, after three years, shutting down.
All posts will not be published since this one and this blog is shutting down on September 1 at 9:00pm my time.
The reason is, because I want to shift focus from writing an almost monthly inactive blog, to a commenting series which will be on YouTube. Of course, that is not a vlog.
The truth is, you are allowed to download all Le Comic issues and all other content from this blog, but do not repost them to other sites without written permission from me.
Jul 12, 2016
The REAL reason they closed Bitstrips
The following content is real.
On July 8, Snapchat influenced Bitstrips closed the original site. They hoped us a new creator, but when it will be made?
They were phone addicted. They didn't know computers existed at the time. Totally obsessed with social media of hell. I say.
Believe or not, this is true. Their foci were changed to the app. Their souls changed to the app. Everything is now the app, "you know, the app is the best, get it NOW!" Don't listen to them. They are hypocrites obsessed with Facebook.
Jun 11, 2016
Uh...........
May 28, 2016
Uh......
Apr 28, 2016
Something brief about Richton vs Poorton
Apr 1, 2016
Mar 20, 2016
Special notice
Feb 14, 2016
Rainbow Treasure is out!
Much like I said, first happy Valentine's Day for everyone celebrating.
However, I said that I would also release Rainbow Treasure today, 8 days ago. The time has arrived and the game is out now!
*The full version will be distributed for free until March 2016, when it will be posted to the Rainbow Treasure website that will be made during February 2016. If your computer says it's a virus, it's likely your antivirus' problem. Click here to download.
Jan 23, 2016
Rarity I Never Saw Till Today: #1
Today past 10:30 am my area, I again, saw the clock down a gold shop - but in a different manner - I for the first time saw that the temperature was truly zero. At around 10:46am, it became a degree above zero (Celsius).
The plus/minus sign didn't even show up, but I photoed the moment to see how did it happen:
Dec 31, 2015
New Year's speech for start of 2016
I declare that there will be less fights, things and so on. We will also have to expand Road 7 so that it conquers the entire Skype world. The world, centered on me, Joey Walsh and Cruise Blackorby, as governors of Road 7, must show wishes and wonders about good looking and near-coming future.
The ball drop is not welcome to our world, we would like to celebrate the New Year by reading this speech. According to me, my plans for my YT channel is 2016 is to expand activity and launch two new series. One will accompany stick figures and then the second one will be centered on some so-called Guyish-style animation as described by me.
Dec 26, 2015
Special announcement
Nov 26, 2015
Nov 22, 2015
How to decorate the Christmas tree in November
There is a little of a month before Christmas, but a little longer for me, since I celebrate it on January 7 (they like decorating after December 25).
In fact, my mom has told me that December 25 is a suitable date to decorate the Christmas tree but I don't wanna make it suitable, since snow has just arrived to my area and I was just looking on a way to do it a little different: decorate it in November (yes, today, since a store in my street that I live, already has decorations! :D)
Notice: The blue theme on Guy's Blog will return on January 15, 2016.
So, let's get started.
1. If a person persists you to delay your decoration, never agree.
If you agree, it'll make you a stupid person who thinks that December 25 is nothing. According to a fictional belief, "decorating the Christmas tree after December 25 makes you an Orthodox obsessed person."
Think that your house is a shop where Christmas trees are just decorated. And then don't get attempted to simply hate that it's just November and that you want to decorate because of snow.
2. Prepare to hear no.
If you hear no, prepare slowly to agree with the person going on an other way. The so-called "other" way refers to just wanting to decorate the Christmas tree. Deal it into periods.
3. Find decorations.
Now that it's November, start decorating the Christmas tree! In your room the tree can be tall, with the maximum height being 1.5m (approx. 5 ft). Now begin decorating. You can put the broken baubles on the back on the tree, so that they could not be seen to the public thinking that your Christmas tree is garbage.
4. Lock the door of the room the tree is in!
Avoid getting grounded! So, prepare to lock the door of the room the Christmas tree is in. If someone asks you did you decorate the tree, say no and think that it was simply left locked in the bag it was before you began decorating.
Nov 13, 2015
"Русская версия" part 13 - Caliber of bootlegs
This time we're discussing on a shooter game which is not made in Russia but IS in Russian. Of course, the game is released by Hummer Software, a company made by former Dragon-Co. members. The game was published on May 18, 2002 and released for Genesis, of course. It talks about 9/11, the thing that shocked the US, the bombing of WTC done by al-Qaeda. It's called Death Caliber.
As I found info on BootlegGames Wiki, there are no screenshots on there, but I have found a screenshot on YouTube (look above).
Nov 10, 2015
Reply to Alex Surge
Alex, I am stating that the comment you made over Square 5 was your opinion and you were ranting the game as unfinished and "crappy". Though it looks unfinished, the game was finished but the 2 player mode runs infinite. In the middle, I could tell you that the second reason it looks unfinished is because I made the game in one day, that's November 9, 2015, or yesterday.
Soon I will make an update, which anybody can install over their current Square 5 edition. We all know that not all things start bad and get on to become good. Until March, I will stabilize the graphics and improve the 2 player mode, and remove gradients, white color and completely change the current feel of the game and as a result stabilize it. However, I must work hard in order to stabilize the current feel and look of Square 5, while I will not touch any negative steps in its gameplay and its 2-player mode, nor even touch the current icon nor logo, which remain unaffected.
By the next update, I will put rounds, and add 3- and 4-player modes. I will also change the difficulty modes of Square 5 so that you get 3 options instead of difficulty passing like in some older games such as Alchemy, and over it I do not consider myself guilty on calling Square 5 crappy and unfinished.
The version 9.11.15, the current version of Square 5, will be replaced with a new version which would be released publicly on March 1, 2016 or earlier, version 1.03.16 or earlier.
Nov 5, 2015
Rant on lives, #1
Welcome to the first episode of a new "totally extravagant" show, featuring 8 topics and short, 2 row-like answers to what we wouldn't want to do in the future when we get something bad.
- I got a C from French. Why can't I remember the reason between the imparfait and passe composé? I asked my teacher days before the test, which was on Thursday, and I just knew that.
- Why I get grounded for getting a bad grade? My mom once said that I'll not get grounded no matter which grade! Aw shit! That's fraud of parenting.
- Why is this text purple? Because of the logo color. The logo is purple, so does the text follow that choice of coloring text purple for a special blog post category, hehe!
- The behavior scale of me JUST hit plus +51, which is way too near positive than you think what it should be! If it was -51 I would get grounded even if I get an A! Just joking.
- The Numbs are idle. They are not dead, but it's a hiatus due to that goddamn stupid school, more like "stupid crappy hours of our life".
- Fact of the week: EFPTOZ is a recognizable show. The first episode was posted a day before Halloween 2015 and nobody cares.
- The katichi (those two controversial twins in my school) get stroken again! Side N of them gets a warning just because of name-calling.
- Today I had a math test. With subtraction, addition, multiplication and division. What about the fifth operation? They are brackets. Hehe. Just joking.
Oct 30, 2015
What to do if your area doesn't celebrate Halloween
But, if you live in a non-English speaking country, I can show you how to prepare yourself for faux Halloween.
1. Draw some lines on your face.
This may work best with a marker. No matter what color it is, find a marker (or a ball-point pen!), and then start drawing angry eyebrows, scary lines around your cheek, etc. and then don't wash your face! You will look angry so much everybody will be scared of you. You can also draw faux blood.
2. Do some angry poses.
Don't forget screamers! That's extensively important for both you and people around you, even those you know. When you arrive into a house, don't first say good afternoon or else, but just, scare them! Note: If the person is a mother, don't scare him enough so that the baby starts crying.
3. Act like a vampire.
Think you're a vampire. Then, if you think you can be like a vampire, simply put some red around your fac and, booo! If you don't have a red, you can use orange or pink. Then, act you're dead rising from the tomb and then prepare to scare people!
4. Build a fake tomb inside or outside your house.
This works for both miniature and 1:1-like size creatures. "R.I.P" is optional.
For miniature ones, you can use Lego bricks or you can make it from modelling clay (if you have!). You can use white or shades of gray.
For 1:1-like ones, you can use carton. First draw the folding net, then, start folding! But don't forget to cut around the border of your folding net. It's optional to color it, but I recommend you white or shades of gray, again. Then, when it's finished, put it outside your house in the morning of October 31.
I didn't want to forget, and I don't want to do that, to say, happy Halloween!
Oct 18, 2015
Why can't we alone pick up clothing for important events as kids?
I may start discovering the reason but I couldn't even still know what is that exact reason: why our moms and dads, give us specific clothing, and then we, as 6 year old children, and then we get the question: why can't we just pick our own clothing alone and instead decide to go on mother's lifestyle?
I never wanted to put on jeans, and I never will. Today my baby sister's baptism occurs (but my baby sister is 1 year old) and I was embarrassed when my mom chose those pants from the wedding for me to dress up them, but I refuse, refuse and refuse - I f***ing hate why do we dress up specific clothing as kids!
First of all I will never attend weddings due to loud music, I will never attend specific "gala"-like ceremonies - this is the last one I'm attending. First, the reason is, why does the bridesman hold kids in Serbia? Fuck that country, I hope I can migrate to a better thing.
End of story. The baptism of my baby sister is my LAST EVENT EVER I'm attending.
Oct 16, 2015
Le Comic #19: Finanshon
Most Populous Post Last Week
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