Report about me hating the cartoons

SpongeBob SquarePants, Phineas and Ferb, Tom and Jerry, Teletubbies... - are the cartoons that exist. I hate them because they contain nonsense and child's love. One person bought me a Phineas and Ferb sweater and my mom the Tom and Jerry pajama - that's the worst things I have in my house. I prefer not to wear them. Most people think children should LOVE cartoons, but I think I don't!

My fans on YouTube say that cartoons suck. Who thinks like this? Well, I prefer that I am no longer watching them on television. I hate the girl cartoons. A 3-year old girl watches Winx Club everywhere - on TV and on YouTube. I will block cartoons everywhere if someone of MINE fans watch it! But I like South Park - a teen and a kids comedy show on Comedy Central!

Guys, don't prefer me that I hate cartoons. They suck and they need to be canceled on its ORIGINAL TV broadcast stations.

My report about how Mario Party 9 is worst Mario game

I can say this is the worst video game because they changed the FORM of Mario Party gameplay in moving. How they can change EVERYTHING? It's big shit, they changed the walking format to a car format, that's the worst thing. I can say that they changed the dice block to 1-10 to 1-6, like a real board game. Save me, God. I hope Nintendo makes a better game with an old format.

A company that owns the guy9374 Network, its sister three channels and a HD simulcast of the network, has chosen the new director for the guy9374 Network

The guy9374 Network gets a new director on April 22. Instead of outgoing Guy Phatom, also known as guyisbackable on YouTube, the director was Greg Harper. Before Phatom left, we telled the Greg what will  he do with the network:

"I love the guy9374 Network. I tried to be the director, but they choosed another one. I am now on the place. I am doing the new idents and the logo will not be changed, because it's awesome" - said Harper before the moving to the network headquarters. On that time, Phatom said:

"The guy9374 Network is mine, but Greg is good friends with me. I am the founder, and the network is protected from buying out. Greg will be the director" - said Guy Phatom before the go from the network to its home job.

On Guy News, it was said yesterday.

Let's say hello to the third channel of the guy9374 Network

The third channel of the guy9374 Network launched on Monday, April 1. It also announced a new great scheme. The new scheme means: news broadcasting at nights from 11PM to 6AM and Good Morning Guy from 6AM to its ending time. It also airs Guy News but not at 6:30 PM, it airs at 11PM and is a 30-minute program. Next thing of the news is One News and College. Then From Three to Six. And finally regional newscasts. And Night Journal with Microsoft Mike and Microsoft Sam. And EVERYTHING.

New idents are set to be in abstract colors, at the sea, in the playroom floor, in the park, at the shop, at school to meet teachers and more.

Let's take a look to the logo, which is turning out to be little ugly, but no problem.

The logo is the same as the guy9374 Network. Notice the difference: The big number three replaces the dots at bottom right corner.

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