Le Comic #10: Fence

How to make your room look like you are grounded

I am tired of groundings. Those forms of punishments make barriers on computers, mobile phones, Xbox, PlayStation, etc. but you could do it your own way: this is a way to get yourself self-grounded. Hah! This is a way to make your room look like when you are grounded. Warning! Please be sure your electronics are in your room, otherwise, it may go partially or wholly - wrong.

1. Tidy your room.

Like a parent does to a small kid, the first step before you prepare everything is to tidy your room - like when you're one day told. Look out for things on the floor, and if there are some things, pick 'em all on time.

You may also like to make your room 75% tidied in order to look like you are really grounded for not tidying your room.

2. Start hiding electronics.

This is the main step. Look out for all your electronics in your room (also a part of your whole house) and, if you found one, quickly hide it somewhere (put in the bed mattress or put in a wardrobe cabinet and hide somewhere). You can also hide it in a particular thing then lock the thing until you choose to get ungrounded, then unlock it.

In case of relatives calling, just retain the mobile phone but do NOT turn on Wi-Fi in order not to be caught being already ungrounded during your grounding pretending period. Just play games and talk with your friends.

3. Avoid the risk of your parents seeing your room.

Your parents will likely see that your room is made to put some new electronics and stuff in here but actually there's a secret that your remaining electronics are still in it. A solution to avoid this is to lock your room and sparingly enter it, but do not do that when your parents are in a room near or next to it.

In other words, simply this is a reference so that your parents don't notice you during this activity.

4. Wait a 4 to 6 day period.

The period after is the restore time. You think that you were told in dreams that you are grounded for 7 days due to you not doing homework, right? Now it's time to restore everything up. Smoothly and gently unpack your electronics and put back where they were before when you got fakely grounded in your dreams - this'll get you ready to end your grounding.

If electronics were in other room, wait a little longer (8 to 10 days) and then smoothly begin to restore them, the same way like when you restored your electronics in your room, on a gently-like way but unnoticeable with doors closed in order to think that "your room was emptied and it is just a Recycle Bin cleaning, now I'm restoring up everything and it's back to normal".

"Pусская версия" part 12 - Wing up your duck and chess asses

Part twelve, ass winged up, chess won the other way around.

One duck, one fuck, one Russian, one version. That's what's the topic about today's review, focusing on Darkwing Duck, yet another Russian step to the road to their "heaven" - piracy.

Darkwing Duck - the latest in the fuck.

To start, the game is nothing but bullshit. Again a hack, one level = good. What? Eh, not. Unlike others, this now has five stages, but for unknown reason (maybe due to length!), the stage 5 is divided into 2 parts: stage 5.0 and stage 5.5. ROFL! This is also made by the known Russian studio, due to the bad controls

Screenshot from the main menu of Darkwing Duck.

Now the other way around, our new neighbors.

You know chess? Well, yeah. A Russian studio has made the game up, simulating a true Chess game - but music is the problem. To promote Russia, the music used is predominantly Russian folk music. How can tradition be digital, huh? Only two songs are used. But the gameplay is predominantly pure as a medium difficulty Chess game. Win for the black - the black is the blog! 

Screenshot from the start screen of the Chess game.

Unlike others, this is the earliest Russian pirate - released in the '90s, unreleased and unlicensed, but the ROM is the only way of playing it ever. The two looping tracks ain't no loop good, and the studios are known, white and gray - BS Comp and PADIS, battling for the better studio, BS Comp thinks it's better, PADIS thinks it's not.

A spicy day

Today I went to the shop and bought a hamburger. Yes, a spicy hamburger. Aaaah!!!!!! While I ate it, I had to drink cola and water. I'll explain this in a humorous way.

A nice, sunny day, 1:30pm. Finally sunny on solstice. Me and my dad started walking the streets, turned right and went into a small but a rich bitch like fast food restaurant. Before that, we called it to cook the patty. Aaah, a patty fulfilled with chili pepper and lotsa garlic!!! Sounded like spicier than salsa, but meat was also included.

I enter the restaurant. Bread and the patty were however ready. Then I started ordering ingredients, all of them were sauces. Ketchup, mustard, some cheese sauce and a spicy pepper sauce salad were what I wanted for a really historic challenge: eating something spicy. Aahhh! Spicy and more spicy!

We do the reverse. I climb the slope, my dad takes the hamburger. And we don't eat it till we arrive home. Then we arrive home. I cross the school, the dad crosses the pavement. I was walking humorously and was careful not to touch the grass because, as my dad said, "something will bite me!". Outside the house, I run till the door. I opened it, dad says " haha, you can't enter without key!" and soon as he was close, he was like "oh, I forgot my keys!". That was funny.

I enter the house, wash my hands. Dad pours cola for me, I start eating the burger, it was like "aaahhh!!!! Tears from spicy patty!" and it went like that. I eat it, still spicy. I start drinking coke. I saw garlic, I eat it and it was like "grrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Spicy like hell!!!" while I didn't take care of it and continue eating.

I finish eating, already drank a glass of cola and one of water. It was like "yay! I survived", went to the bathroon, again washed my hands, and was able to hold all of it.

"CHIИA" part 1: Introduction, announcement of 2nd segment

Segment two. Welcome to the 2nd knee of the series of bootleg games I'm writing since July 2014. Now, the target is China, the home to many of pirates.

Yeah. I ran out of several Russian games, but if I find out more, I will be able to write more and more! :D Also continue the 1st segment

More posts coming June.