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Feb 26, 2015

"Русская версия" part 8 - Racing and shit bootlegs

We have finally stomped onto part 8 - as the Russian bootleg game business continues to grow and on and on.

We do not have always to look on shooters, platformers and stuff, but at least I found one racing hack of Fun Car Rally for Genesis - the most popular platform for those shitholes from Russia having a company that makes bootleg games just to be sold in Russia. Heck no, that company remains unnamed and sucks.

Screenshot from the main menu of Gran Turismo 5, the hack of the very popular PlayStation 3 game.

Finally we have a racing game to review it. Everything same: hacks, title screens displays just logo, no menu, simply that it couldn't be implemented into a racing game, for doing stuff just like that. And yes, it goddamn sucks.

The cover, cartridge and manual.

WTF? You can see these things in Russian stores. These include: the cover (left), cartridge (middle, down) and manual (right). In fact, note the "6+" rating on bottom left of the screen, finally admitting its ass that it says "для детей старше 6 лет" which means "for kids 6 and up". See? This ain't able to enter the American market since there is no logo of the company. They better produce original assy games not copy this shit! Awww this sucks so bad!

Gameplay screenshot.

We see that it couldn't be able to fit into TV so look the text: it is so so so close to the overscan anybody couldn't view the leftmost letters when playing this game on a pure console. If this was played on an elevator it would be great but NEVER!

I say, avoid these shitty stuff as they could damage your brain! You couldn't choose options, because of language. So bye, Russian fuckers.

P.S. More and more reviews will be done soon.

Feb 22, 2015

"Русская версия" part 7 - WTF?

Well as I said on the previous post, I HAVE to continue the series as I found MORE and MORE pirates from Russia but...better not know, but now let's comment on them.

 Screenshot from Madagascar 3's main menu.

OK. Finally found a pirate. Now seeing, the English logo, the Russian menu, but....WTF? Notice the top. There are two Penguins of Madagascar characters, which is completely unrelated, hence "Madagascar". That good old movie, that franchise begun in 2005.

Screenshot of gameplay footage of the game. According to BootlegGames Wiki, this is the only level.

It is not bad yet, but Russian developers should make original games, but NOT to copy this crap. Well, just to notice you that it will receive 250/500, or simply 500/1000 or more simply - 50 percent.

Too bad this game has just a level. No further levels, just this level, and a title screen and a graphic hack. In fact, the original is A Dinosaur's Tale, which is simply a hack of the mentioned game, ADT. As a result this is shit.

Feb 9, 2015

"Русская версия" part 6 - Story continues

We're back to the beloved series because of a mystery that on BootlegGames Wiki, I saw AGAIN the known font for Russian. We'll have to comment on MORE Russian pirates, but one of them I found, maybe can be a faux port of the beloved Lego game.

Screenshot of the hack of an unknown known Genesis game. This hack is called Lego Batman. Also notice the translation of "Press Start". Looks like the pronoun "you" as 2nd face of multi is used instead of singular.
The drawing of the Batman logo is at least good, but, the arts! They look like the purple background is sky. It ain't. It is simply a crappy hack of a sky, no clouds, just 2 logos and something new - the "Press Start" text now "Нажмите старт". Oh my ----!
Plus the other thing about these pirates is that they are found in the fictional country named "Republic of Piracy", I guess, and it consists of China, Peru, parts of Russia.......oh my fucking holy shit! ._.

Now let's talk on Felix the Cat.

Remember the post when I commented last year? This was on July 2014. We were talking about 2 Mario pirates, Mario 4 and Mario 3, where as said, the same menu is used, but different logo and background! :D

This Felix the Cat hack is nothing but crappy port of the same-named licensed game for NES, which was rumored to be made by the same people who made Mario 4 and Mario 3. The plot is same as from NES' licensed version, aka I guess the official version. But no bosses, which is a bad thing! Only 12 levels and story done. Oh my god, may those pirates end their lives? We don't know. Possibly 2040...just joking. If developers continue doing that then the world is smashing like that.

Screenshot of the main menu of the Genesis port of Felix the Cat. Name is in English but the menu is in Russian. The game was originally for the NES. Also notice Russian here.

We got the main menu. Two options, much like Sonic 3 but option menu replaces the competition menu. Also, WTF? No copyright? I call this shit pirate and that is final.

If more Russian pirates arrive onto BootlegGames Wiki, I will have to review them in time.

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