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Mar 14, 2015

"Русская версия" part 10 - The manga and movie targets

Welcome to part ten.

And of course, the Russian developers ignore stopping making pirate games. Due to it, they made a popular Japanese manga being targeted by themselves! I'm not joking. Now we're able to start it all.

Screenshot of Naruto, the game made and named after the popular Japanese manga.

Yes, this shit of course. What has caused Russians to strike back, those assholes and motherfuckers? Just for fucks, Russian pirates' title screen are just:
  1. Picture of a movie
  2. Logo on top of the screen
or just the logo of the game! No "НАЖМИ(ТЕ) СТАРТ" on some. This sucks ass. It's just meaning to do nothing but to press start. Those hackers in Russia....make counterfeit shit that wants to overload all around the Russian market, or just assy shit called "cheap-for-game" service which does nothing but you pay only a little money! YOU KNOW?!? THESE SHITTY GAMES HAVE COSTED JUST ₽1 (if you don't see the Russian ruble sign, it's a sign that you haven't installed the Roundy font or you don't have a version of Unicode supporting this)!!!!!!! And yes, I agree with you about cheap costs. Cheap for game. That's their fucking business.

Screenshot of Avatar, the hack named after the movie.

Notice a short glitch here. It's something below a star, I see, what the fuck? Russians decided to "localize" their cheap-for-game business as they always want this shit to occur for their business. Their profit is ₽0.9292920. Someone gives ₽1 to them (sixteen mills), and they spend tons of them just to their shitty "Munchies". They always want that because they will be hungry all day. Agree with this.

So don't forget about part ELEVEN, when we will review on more Russian shitty games made by their cheap for game business.

Mar 6, 2015

Announcement of Guy's Blog following a major power outage that occured on March 5, 2015

Hello, dear viewers, this is Guyisbackable.

Everything wasn't going to happen good, because, on yesterday, Thursday, March 5, 2015, at around 5pm, a major power outage affected the area I live (the whole city was affected). Due to this, I was not able to be online on that time, but shortly after, as the sky went darker and darker, I had to have candles in 2 most active rooms: the living room and my room.

This was sad, as my friends had no power too! My friend from school went to bed at 8pm, which is the earliest sleep time I have encountered today, but at least I went to bed at 9:45pm, which seems common. The night of March 5 was said. I wasn't able to go on computer, my phone's battery was almost low, what I and my mom did was having only board game and card game entertainment: we played Uno and played Ludo, I won 2 times in the game.

This could never happen again. I'm in full tears due to that. We turned on candles, that's a good thing, but everything, was so sad.

The blog will continue to provide information about everything in real life and continue constant reviewing as well.

Mar 1, 2015

"Русская версия" part 9 - Horrific sprites and creepy start screens

Well just I decided to start the month of March the worst way = blogging about pirates. Yeah, pirates. Now as we jump on the ninth part I have to review on MORE and MORE pirates, aka the limit is endless, or simply ∞ pirates left to review on. Not really but let's go on reviewing pirate crap.

Remember that show on Nickelodeon that successfully hit the 2000s and is still airing? Well, Russian took their attempt on hijacking it again and again. A horrific sprite of SpongeBob has been hitting on this game as all Russian pirate game developers "hate" English and due to it they translate to Russian just to be sold in Russia. Heck yes, this is the reason why Russians make pirates in order to make them sold only in Russia.

Who the hell ordered them? Maybe their hacky ass brains? Or even lack of Genesis games to revive its life? WHAT? They do this just to revive Genesis' life.

You know that Sega Genesis is already dead, it died around 1996 or '97, but, about pirates, let's go on reviewing all these peed shitty pirates!

Screenshot of the main menu of a hack which has no logo on title screen but pretending to be called "SpongeBob".

Again, one level + title screen hack + sprite hack + font hack = is a typical Russian pirate game. WTF? The title screen is here logoless, you can't notice that you can see a very horrible sprite of SpongeBob as noticed here. Yes, it is so bad it can't be made on it. As a result, ignore bootlegs and buy a legitimate version of a game targeted by hacking which made this shit = Cool Spot.

Screenshot from "Mafia", a port of Mafia (2002) done by hacking a certain shooter very similar to this one.

Right now I see something...What the goddamn helly fuck? Mafia ported onto Genesis by Russians? Of course. Mafia was ported onto Genesis by hacking a first person shooter very similar to what could be a port of a popular game from 2002 released for Windows, the PlayStation 2 and the original Xbox, onto Sega Genesis despite already dead. And yes, this is true. 

Also there is a secret: opening the cartridge on a hex editor finally confirmed the year - it was possibly made in 2010 - or it could be a lie. As I saw on the wiki it said it is "possibly made in 2010", or it could however be a rumor - the hex editor might lie or be true. But it's never known! 

Russians like pirating and their game industry might be "Crapo Corp." as I say. Congratulations pirates! You are considered the worst and stupidest ports of games and remakes of shows! I say! Hahahahaha you suck pirates! Just joking, brothers. At least more pirates will come on but notice! They will kill your head and bloatware will shoot you. So don't forget to see more pirates I "caught" on the wiki, as all of them will be given an F rank. Russians, this is your last chance!

More pirates coming soon.

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